The Everhart File
Name: Steve Everhart
Born: 1963
Status: Married since 1988, to beautiful wife Faith
Fatherhood: son Rhett and daughter Scotti
Education:
Penn State, Liberal Arts English Literature ‘87
Tyrone High ‘82
Number of years teaching: 30
What I Was Doing at Your Age:
Quarterbacking the Golden Eagles to consecutive shut-outs of the
Bellwood Blue Devils in ‘81 and ‘82
Reading everything controversial or comical I could
Slinking in the back row sketching caricatures of the teachers
who despised students
Listening to Van Halen, Tom Petty, and Boston
Wishing summer would last forever
Stuff I’m doing when I’m not teaching:
Freelancing as a ghost writer and manuscript editor
Doing night gigs as supervisor @ ACCO Brands in Alexandria
Being a fitness fanatic: weightlifting, biking, running
Getting into Penn State and Pittsburgh sports
Looking for the Meaning of the Universe (Sometimes, when I
think there is none, I usually find it in my classroom.)
Pets: 3 cats, a dog, a rabbit, a goat, a horse, and a dozen chickens
Vital Stats:
Dimensions: 5’-8”, 165 lbs.
Max Bench Press: 385 lb. (At age 39…I wouldn’t try this now.)
Longest Work-Day Ever: 22 hours straight at age 21
Wheels: 2015 Subaru Impreza
Speeding Tickets: More than I care to admit
Favorites:
Music: Foo-Fighters
Foods: hot wings with weird beers
Animated Character: Butters on South Park
Authors: Joyce Carol Oates and Ernest Hemingway
Short Stories: “Where are you Going, Where Have you Been?” and
“The Short, Happy Life of Francis Macomber”
Novel: Brave New World
Movie: Psycho or Blade Runner
Dramatic Movie Scene: The hanging of John Proctor in The
Crucible.
Artist: my daughter
Most Likely to Make Me Laugh: Impractical Jokers
Quotes I Try to Live By: “What shall it profit a man if he gains
the world but loses his soul?” and “There’s no smaller package
than a person all wrapped up in himself.”
Accomplishments:
Teaching at TAHS, Blair County’s only Blue Ribbon High School,
where my juniors ranked #1 in the state in 2012 in Literature
growth and #1 in 2013 in both Composition growth and
achievement, with 100% proficiency.
First in my class at both Penn State and Tyrone High
Tyrone High’s 1982 Wilson Award, Outstanding Scholar-Athlete
(Keeping good company with Mr. Owens, Mrs. Cannistraci, and Mr.
Rhoades.)
Three Truths and a Lie
1. In the 145 pound class at PSU, I finished 2nd in the Bench Press
at the NCAA Power-Lifting Competition with a 345 lb. lift.
2. Though we look, think, act, and walk alike, and despite the fact
that at least two students a week inadvertently call me “Mr.
Rutter”, we’re not related.
3. In 1980, I shook hands with PSU coach Jerry Sandusky (convicted
child rapist), who delivered a speech in the TAHS cafeteria
titled “Why Athletes Must Serve as Role Models”.
4. I drank a birch-beer and chatted about the Iranian hostage
crisis with former U.S. President Jimmy Carter at a Memorial Day
picnic.