YOU’RE A GOOD MAN, CHARLIE BROWN
4th Grade Musical - Script
LINUS:
I really don’t think you have anything to worry about Charlie Brown, after all science has
shown that a person’s character isn’t really established until he’s at least 5 years old.
SALLY:
The only thing wrong with Charlie Brown is his lack of confidence … his inferiority and
his lack of confidence … his clumsiness, his inferiority and his lack of confidence!
SCHR.:
Did you know that Charlie Brown has never pitched a winning baseball game, never
won a game of checkers, and never successfully punted a football?! Sometimes I
marvel at his consistency!
SALLY:
I think Charlie Brown has nice hands.
LUCY:
Now Linus, I want you to take a good look at Charlie Brown’s face. Would you hold still
a minute Charlie Brown, I want Linus to look at your face. This is what you call a failure
face! Notice how it has failure written all over it? Now study it carefully Linus for you
rarely see such a good example. Notice the deep lines, the dull vacant look in the
eyes… Yes, I would say this is one of the finest examples of a failure face that you’re
liable to see in a long, long while.
CHARLIE:
Sometimes I wake up early and watch the sun rise. When I see how beautiful it is, I
think how my whole life lies before me and I get a very positive feeling about things.
Well, like this morning for instance … well the sky is so blue and the sun is so bright …
how can anything go wrong on a day like this?
Song - YOU’RE A GOOD MAN, CHARLIE BROWN
LUCY:
Give me back my pencil, you blockhead!!
LINUS:
No! Not until you give me back my crayons!
LUCY:
That is my best pencil! If you don't give me back my pencil, I'll tell Sally what you said
about her!
SCHR:
Stop that! We gotta rehearse! You're late!
SALLY:
What did you say about me, Linus?
LUCY:
He said --
LINUS:
Lucy. . .
SCHR:
Stop that!
CHARLIE:
Sorry , I'm late --
SCHR:
There is no time to be sorry!
SALLY:
What did he say ?
SCHR:
Remember, this is a mood piece. We have to paint a picture with music and words. And
CONCENTRATE!!
(blows “C” on a pitchpipe. The group responds in “unison”, but not really)
Remember... “Adagio con brio”
Song – GLEE CLUB REHEARSAL
CHARLIE:
I think lunchtime is about the worst time of day for me. Always having to sit here alone.
Of course, sometimes, mornings aren't so pleasant either. Waking up and wondering if
anyone would really miss me if I never got out of bed. Then there's the night, too. Lying
there and thinking about all the stupid things I've done during the day. And all those
hours in between when I do all those stupid things. Well, lunchtime is among the worst
times of the day for me. Well, I guess I'd better see what I've got. Peanut butter. Some
psychiatrists say that people who eat peanut butter sandwiches are lonely...I guess
they're right. And when you're really lonely, the peanut butter sticks to the roof of your
mouth. There's that cute little red-headed girl eating her lunch over there. I wonder what
she would do if I went over and asked her if I could sit and have lunch with her?...She'd
probably laugh right in my face...it's hard on a face when it gets laughed in. There's an
empty place next to her on the bench. There's no reason why I couldn't just go over and
sit there. I could do that right now. All I have to do is stand up...I'm standing up!...I'm
sitting down. I'm a coward. I'm so much of a coward, she wouldn't even think of looking
at me. She hardly ever does look at me. In fact, I can't remember her ever looking at
me. Why shouldn't she look at me? Is there any reason in the world why she shouldn't
look at me? Is she so great, and I'm so small, that she can't spare one little moment?...
SHE'S LOOKING AT ME!! SHE'S LOOKING AT ME!! (he puts his lunch bag over his
head.) ...Lunchtime is among the worst times of the day for me. If that little red-headed
girl is looking at me with this stupid bag over my head she must think I'm the biggest
fool alive. But, if she isn't looking at me, then maybe I could take it off quickly and she'd
never notice it. On the other hand...I can't tell if she's looking, until I take it off! Then
again, if I never take it off I'll never have to know if she was looking or not. On the other
hand...it's very hard to breathe in here. (he removes his sack) Whew! She's not looking
at me! I wonder why she never looks at me? Oh well, another lunch hour over
with...only 2,863 to go.
Hi, Linus. Where are you going?
LINUS:
Lucy teaching me, Charlie Brown. She says a sister is responsible for the education of
her little brother, so she's teaching me. Boy, is she intelligent.
LUCY:
Come along Linus.
Song – LITTLE KNOWN FACTS
SNOOPY:
My stomach just went off. It's suppertime, and Charlie Brown has forgotten to feed me.
Here I lie, a withering hollow shell of a dog and there sits my supper dish ... EMPTY! But
that's all right. He'll remember. When no furry friend comes to greet him after school,
then he'll remember! And he'll rush out here to the doghouse but it'll be too late. There
will be nothing left but the dried carcass of his former friend who used to love to run and
play so happily with him. Nothing left but the bleached puppy bones of...
CHARLIE:
Hey Snoopy! Are you asleep or something? I've been standing here a whole minute with
your supper and you haven't even noticed. It's suppertime..
SNOOPY:
Suppertime? Suppertime?!?
Song – SUPPERTIME
LUCY:
Well, I don't know, Linus, it looks like an airplane to me the way the lights are blinking on
and off. Schroeder, it that an airplane or a star?
SCHR:
I believe that is a star. But you know it could be a planet. Or maybe even a satellite.
SALLY:
It could be a satellite. I wonder.
LINUS:
Well, we'll never find out by just sitting here.
LUCY:
Where are you going?
LINUS:
I'm going over here to get a closer look.
SNOOPY:
I like to sit up here after supper and listen to the sounds of the night. But somehow
something seems to be missing. (He lets out a big howl) In my opinion, that's exactly
what it needed.
CHARLIE:
I'm so happy! The little red-haired girl dropped her pencil. It has teeth marks all over it.
She nibbles her pencil. She's human! It hasn't been such a bad day after all.
Song – HAPPINESS