A problem has been detected and windows has been shut down to prevent
damage to your computer.
VIDEO_DRIVER
If this is the first time you’ve seen this stop error screen, restart
your computer. If this screen appears again, follow these steps:
Check to make sure that any new hardware or software is properly
installed. If this is a new installation, ask the hardware or
software manufacturer for any windows updates you might need.
If the problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed
hardware or software, disable BIOS memory options such as caching or
shadowing. If you need safe mode to disable or remove components,
press F8 to select advanced start up options, then select Safe mode.
***
STOP 0X00000000 (0X00000000, 0XFAB05525, 0X000AB3GU, 0XABCDEFGH)
*** FILE.SYS - Address 00ABCDEF base at 11112222 date stamp FA458976
A problem has been detected and windows has been shut down to prevent
damage to your brain.
VIDEO_DRIVER
If this is the first time you’ve seen this stop error screen, restart
your computer. If this screen appears again, follow these steps:
Check to make sure that any new hardware or software is properly
installed. If this is a new installation, ask for a pepperoni pizza
and any soft drinks you might need.
If the problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed
hardware or software, disable BIOS memory options such as caching or
shadowing. If you need unsafe mode to disable or remove components,
press F8 to select advanced start up options, stand on left foot, tap
your nose 3 times, then select Unsafe mode.
***
STOP 0X00000000 (0X0LDMCDNLD, 0XHADAFARM, 0XEIEI000, 0XABCDEFGH)
*** FILE.SYS - Address 00ABCDEF base at 11112222 date stamp FA458976
A problem has been detected and windows has been shut down to prevent
damage to your computer.
MICROSOFT_WRITES_BAD_OS
If this is the first time you’ve seen this stop error screen, restart
your computer. If this screen appears again, follow these steps:
Check to make sure that any new hardware or software is properly
installed. If this is a new installation, ask the hardware or
software manufacturer why you still bother using windows.
If the problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed
hardware or software, uninstall windows, and install Linux.
***
STOP 0X00000000 (0X00000000, 0XFAB05525, 0X000AB3GU, 0XABCDEFGH)
*** FILE.SYS - Address 00ABCDEF base at 11112222 date stamp FA458976
A problem has been detected and windows has been shut down to prevent
damage to your computer.
NEED_BETTER_OS
If this is the first time you’ve seen this stop error screen, you
were born yesterday. Restart your computer. If this screen appears
again, follow these steps:
Check to make sure that any new hardware or software is properly
installed. If this is a new installation, ask the hardware or
software manufacturer why you still bother using windows.
If the problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed
hardware or software, unplug computer from power and take a vacation.
***
STOP 0X00000000 (0X00000000, 0XFAB05525, 0X000AB3GU, 0XABCDEFGH)
*** FILE.SYS - Address 00ABCDEF base at FF4E7671 date stamp FA458976
You are seeing this screen because Microsoft has deemed that you have
done too much work without saving. This is a reminder to teach you a
lesson not to work too much without saving.
GET_A_CLUE_ERROR
If this is the first time you’ve seen this stop error screen, you
have never used Windows before. Restart your computer. If this screen
appears again, throw a party:
Check to make sure that any new hardware or software is properly
installed. If this is a new installation, ask the hardware or
software manufacturer if you can work for them to fix the problem.
If the problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed
hardware or software, throw the computer out the window and take a
vacation.
***
STOP 0X00000000 (0X00000000, 0XFAB05525, 0X000AB3GU, 0XABCDEFGH)
*** IGIVEUP.SYS - Address 00ABCDEF base
FF4E7671 date stamp FA458976